She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

Haven't seen those tactics busted out since the high school gymnasium.

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

In theaters 12-25-07. A drama based on the true story of Melvin B. Tolson, a professor at Wiley College Texas. In 1935, he inspired students to form the school's first debate team, which went on to challenge Harvard in the national championship.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.