This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

In theaters 12-25-07. A drama based on the true story of Melvin B. Tolson, a professor at Wiley College Texas. In 1935, he inspired students to form the school's first debate team, which went on to challenge Harvard in the national championship.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

In theaters 11-21-07. "August Rush" tells the story of a charismatic young Irish guitarist (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) and a sheltered young cellist (Keri Russell) who have a chance encounter one magical night above New York's Washington Square, but are soon torn apart, leaving in their wake an infant, August Rush, orphaned by circumstance. Now performing on the streets of New York and cared for by a mysterious stranger (Robin Williams), August (Freddie Highmore) uses his remarkable musical talent to seek the parents from whom he was separated at birth.

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.

In theaters 12-21-07. Based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett.

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

Christina Ricci proves that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Sadly, the cat pulls the look off with more flair... B for effort.

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

This is an actual mural painted on the side of an elementary school. Nothing says education like cannibalism, and nudity.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

Translation of commentary: This is what racing is about! High speed collisions, the closer to fatality the better!