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Are You Addicted To Farmville?

Are You Addicted To Farmville?

Find out if you're addicted to farmville by taking this quiz.

 
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Another Weatherman Is An Idiot

By: LG Staff
February 04 2010, 7:49 AM


What's the deal with weathermen? They are like the Ed Hardy of the nightly news world. Total d-bags. A quick search throught the LiquidGeneration archives show you that if you've failed at life you're most likely a weatherman for the 11 o'clock news. We imagine most weathermen (oh sorry, meteorologists!) are sad, alcoholic cocaine addicted wife beaters for some reason. We have nothing to back this up, it's just a feeling we have (intuition, bitches!).  Anyway, another weatherman was acting like a complete asshat recently and we thought you'd like to know about it. He talks about his pee pee.

 
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It's Good To Be A Kid

By: LG Staff
December 16 2009, 10:28 AM

Fun fact! These kids will eventually become sex addicts!

 

 
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Tiger Woods' 7th Mistress Is A Famous Actress

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 07 2009, 9:31 AM

 

Well, a famous porn actress according to US Weekly. Holly Sampson to be exact. She's of the MILF variety, too. Everybody who watches this stuff knows that MILF porn stars are the bottom-of-the-barrel porn stars. They are the ones who are usually meth addicts. What's the deal with Tiger Woods? He's a billionaire. He should be dating Victoria Secret models and Donald Trump's leftovers, not professional skanks.

 
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This Child Is Clearly A Loser

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 17 2009, 10:28 AM

 

 

What the hell did this kid do in his past that warrants him being on an subway advertsment for losers?

Is he an alcoholic? Heroin Addict? Did he accidently shoot his pet dog? Did he push his grandma down the stairs? Hopefully he just murdered one of his Pokemon action figures or peed in his pants, because damn, this is just pretty sad all around.

(via Jennifer Favorite's Twitpic)

 

Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

 

World's Youngest Smoker

World's Youngest Smoker

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

 

Littlest Addict

Littlest Addict

"My other bong is Sponge Bob."

 

Wino Scarecrow

Wino Scarecrow

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

 

Hayden Eats Babies

Hayden Eats Babies

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

 

Evangeline Lily Used to Do Phone Sex

Evangeline Lily Used to Do Phone Sex

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

 

Pete Doherty's Latest Drug Video

Pete Doherty's Latest Drug Video

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.

 

American Gangster Trailer

American Gangster Trailer

In theaters 11-2-07. In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country in the coffins of soldiers returning from the Vietnam War.

 

No Country For Old Men Trailer

No Country For Old Men Trailer

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

 

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

 

Fashioin Junkie

Fashioin Junkie

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

 

Heavy Metal Diet

Heavy Metal Diet

Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.

 

Celebrity Phone Tap: Kate Moss & Pete Doherty

Celebrity Phone Tap: Kate Moss & Pete Doherty

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

 

Anna Nicole's C-Section

Anna Nicole's C-Section

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

 

Video Game Theater

Video Game Theater

See pacman shoot heroin. Nothing is more exciting and disturbing!