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Hero Risks Life

Hero Risks Life

Driving a burning gas tanker away from station.

 
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Hero Risks Life

By: LG Staff
March 15 2011, 7:35 AM

Driving a burning gas tanker away from station.

 

 

Attempted Rape Report Remix

Attempted Rape Report Remix

Antoine Dodson is my new hero...thanks to Auto-Tune!!!

 
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Attempted Rape Report Remix

By: LG Staff
August 09 2010, 9:28 AM

Antoine Dodson is my new hero...thanks to Auto-Tune!!

 

 
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Get Excited: Taylor Lautner Is On It's Way!

By: LG Staff
May 20 2010, 7:45 AM

We know it's fashionable to make fun of Taylor Lautner, the kid with the six-pack abs from Twilight. But we're not a-holes. We recognize Taylor's genius and that's why we're excited for a new comic book about the Half-Wolf Hero that will be in our sweaty hands come August. Just look at this cover:

 

The day that this is released is going to be the best day in the world. And this post is totally written without irony.

 

Best or Worst Wedding DJ Ever?

Best or Worst Wedding DJ Ever?

This guy is our hero. We're totally having him at our wedding.

 


If you're in the market for a cheap but entertaining DJ for your wedding, be sure to give this guy a call. He is an internet hero right now.

 

Because we're curious bastards, we noticed the Stardust Entertainment sign on the DJ's podium, so we paid their website a little visit. This is what it had to say:


Basically, they are such little liars, beause anyone who would use Comic Sans on their website is totally into booby slapping. Everyone knows that.

 
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Worst Son In The World

By: LG Staff
April 20 2010, 3:10 PM


If you want your mom to disown you for awhile, I guess this is the way to do it. THIS DUDE IS OUR HERO.

 
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The New Dork: Entrepreneur State of Mind

By: LG Staff
March 09 2010, 1:13 PM

Hey guess what, nerds! Being a dork is popular these days! In fact, nerding yourself up will get you rich! Laid! Jay-Z isn't your hero these days, it's Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, right?

No?

That's what I thought. Still, this parody of Jay Z's Empire State of Mind preaches The Dream for all you socially enept people out there.

 


Hey, it's me again. LiquidGeneration's illustrator and functioning illiterate. Hola!

So I came across this weird website, ChatRoulette.com. It's a website that connects you instantly with a random stranger. Only you don't just chat, you interact with webcam and audio (you have the option to turn these off, but I never do because I like being creepy). Sounds exciting, right?

I ran some numbers on the site because I like math. The average age of the people chatting is about 20-years-old, though I did see a couple of kids and a man with a beard so long and gray he reminded me of Santa (my hero!).

The gender ratio is really imbalanced. For every 20 guys there is 1 girl (and even a couple girls that are really dudes). Most of the people are just guys with a frowned faces looking pathetic and depressing. It depressed me even just looking at them for half a second.

There are some girls, however most of them are too ugly to get a date.  Then there are the mixed groups of guys and girls sitting at the computer together, which I guess is a little better than sitting there by yourself looking like a serial killer.

If people don't want to show their faces, they usually put signs up in place of themselves. They write things like "Tits or GTFO." I even saw a teddy bear wearing dark shades with a note that read "Cure My Blindness, Show Your Tits." So I did, even though mine are really small. The most shocking sign was "Show Tits for Haiti." I didn't do this because that would be wrong. And again, my boobs are really small and mannish so what would be the point? I'm not on the internet to upset people.

One of the more disappointing moments came when I chatted with a guy for a whole minute. I asked him to make a peace sign because I wanted to see if he'd follow my commands like a monkey, but he just smirked, flipped me off and disconnected!  

So go ahead, talk to strangers! It's fun!

Also! Here are my statistics for approximately 100 chats I had on ChatRoulette these past two days. "Others" consist of pets, stuffed animals and drugs. Yes, somebody wanted me to talk to their bong.



And just so you get a sense of the type of people going to ChatRoulette, her are some of our favs that we found during our chat sesh:

 

He's going to snipe your penis! Watch out!



NBA superstar look alike Yao Ming! :p



i wish they all could be California girls.

 

Guitar Hero Christmas Lights

Guitar Hero Christmas Lights

We are insanely jealous of this kid's Christmas Xbox system. We're sure Clark Griswald is jealous, too.

 
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Guitar Hero Christmas Lights

By: LG Staff
December 15 2009, 1:03 PM

 

Clark Griswalk is going to be soooo jealous.

 

Microphone Fail

Microphone Fail

This guy is our new musical hero.

 
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Microphone Fail

By: LG Staff
December 09 2009, 9:55 AM

 

This guy is our new musical hero. He just gets it.

 

 

 

Kristen Bell in Heroes Season 4??

Kristen Bell in Heroes Season 4??

Is that Kristen Bell, wearing red, in the upper left corner? Isn't living hard, after someone ate your brain?

 

Which Heroes Character Are You?

Which Heroes Character Are You?

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.

 

Which Movie Hero Are You?

Which Movie Hero Are You?

You’re a leader. The Chosen One. The boss. Amazing. You’re a hero – the awesome ones you see in all those kick-ass action movies. So we have to ask: Which movie hero are you?

 

Miley Destroys Guitar Hero

Miley Destroys Guitar Hero

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".

 

Alternate Archuleta Guitar Hero Ad

Alternate Archuleta Guitar Hero Ad

Child pornography is "Risky Business" so guess the title still works, too bad he didn't win.

 

Fergie Flips For Heart

Fergie Flips For Heart

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").