If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.

Spencer is so well read for a douchebag.

We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

If there is a God, his plan is really annoying.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

Heidi and Spencer embody all of our hopes and dreams.

The most natural thing in this photo is Heidi's chest, this could signal the apocalypse.

One of these things is not like the other.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...

It took Will Ferrell's hairy chest to get Heidi Klum back into SI's swimsuit issue, whatever works!

Do jazz hands and a bikini a video make? Spencer Pratt thinks so.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Clearly Seal married her for her brains...both of them.

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.