If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Hot or Heavy?
We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!
Hot or Heavy 4
Can you guys whether the chick you're looking at is hot or heavy? We bet you suck at this game.
Hot or Heavy? 3
We show you a picture of a chick's face and you have to guess what the rest of her looks like. Is she hot, or heavy?
2009 Sports Illusrated Swimsuit Issue: Bar Refaeli
Here is the cover model of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Bar Refaeli. I can hear you breathing heavy.
Hot or Heavy? 2
We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.
Twin Tesla Coils Play Super Mario Bros
This is even better than America's favorite acoustic heavy metal band, Tesla, covering the Mario theme.
Taint Nothing To It
What happens when you insert metal pins through your taint and attach them to a rope, all in order to pull a car for your friends? A wicked awesome time, that’s what!
Heavy Metal Diet
Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.
Lindsay Rides in Her Bikini
Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?
Time Traveler Visits Future Self
Totally faked? Or possibly inspirational? The burden of an ümlat-heavy language keeps it mysterious!
Live at LG: Silversun Pickups - Well Thought Out Twinkles
Silversun Pickups have really blown up over last year, what with their single getting heavy national radio play and even making an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman. So we were blown away when frontman Brian Aubert said he’d come by the LG Studios to play us some songs. We saw first hand why everyone is talking about this band…one of the best Studio Sessions we have ever had!
Sulphur Hexafluoride is Heavier Than Air
Sulphur Hexafluoride is a gas that’s heavier than air – so it works the opposite of helium! These science tricks are amazing!
Sexy Airport Security
Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!
Chad Johnson's Concussion
Cincinnati Bengal Chad John gives a locker room interview after a game, during which he sustained a heavy blow to the head. You think he might have gotten a concussion?
Kelly Clarkson Drunk
Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!
Kubrick Audition Tape
This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!
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