There's nothing like waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, browsing the latest gossip about Selena Gomez and then almost vomiting all over your computer screen after watching a chicken being put in a chicken plucker. Ah, Internet. WE HEART YOU.

 

10 Triumphs of Modern Italian Horror

10 Triumphs of Modern Italian Horror

For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

 

Total Eclipse of the Heart Flowchart

Total Eclipse of the Heart Flowchart

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

 

Christian the Lion: Uncensored

Christian the Lion: Uncensored

The uncensored version of the video that touched everybody's heart.

 

Total Eclipse of the Heart (Literal Version)

Total Eclipse of the Heart (Literal Version)

Nothing is funnier that literal versions of 80s videos.

 

Put A Ring On It

Put A Ring On It

This is for all you single ladies out there with a broken heart. This dude will totally do you if you just propose.

 

Paris Works for the People

Paris Works for the People

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

 

Instant Heart Attack

Instant Heart Attack

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

 

Wimbledon Daily Hot: June 24th

Wimbledon Daily Hot: June 24th

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

 

Super Slo-mo Mentos in Diet Coke

Super Slo-mo Mentos in Diet Coke

Is there a frame rate that doesn't make explosions look cool?

 

Fergie Flips For Heart

Fergie Flips For Heart

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

 

Heart in a Box

Heart in a Box

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

 

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

 

Bat Mitzvah Idol

Bat Mitzvah Idol

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

 

Australian Open's Biggest Stars

Australian Open's Biggest Stars

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.

 

We Are The Toys

We Are The Toys

What if Toy Story was rated PG-13? Well it would still be awesome just different.

 
 

Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy!

Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy!

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

 

Awake Trailer

Awake Trailer

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

 

Bobby Brown's Deathbed Boobs

Bobby Brown's Deathbed Boobs

Bobby Brown just had a heart attack! Can you guess the boobs that contributed to this?

 

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