For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

The uncensored version of the video that touched everybody's heart.

Nothing is funnier that literal versions of 80s videos.

Lassie has bigger balls than this dog.

This is for all you single ladies out there with a broken heart. This dude will totally do you if you just propose.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

Sean Connery wishes Alex a speedy recovery.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.