This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd rate her table manners as a 7 or 8.

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

Beeping out cirse words not enough for ya? How about getting rid of any hints of violence? Okay then.

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

How does Barak Obama rate on a Blackness Scale? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do the math.

Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Kirsten Vangsness loves black people. And so do I.

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

Getting straight answers about your car insurance rates can be very hard. Especially when you have a huge penis.

Take a journey into Bill Clinton's dirty heart.

These movies are for the young, young at heart and pedophiles.

Have you ever wondered how your sex drive compares to other people? Looks like it's time to rate your sex drive!