Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Is there a frame rate that doesn't make explosions look cool?

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.

What if Toy Story was rated PG-13? Well it would still be awesome just different.

Sean Connery wishes Alex a speedy recovery.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

Bobby Brown just had a heart attack! Can you guess the boobs that contributed to this?

In theaters 10-12-07. On his sprawling country estate, an aging writer, Michael Caine, matches wits with the struggling actor, Jude Law, who has stolen his wife's heart.

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

"I love her so much, and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve." Barf! Nothing says "Take me back." like a tattoo of your ex's titties. Classy man.

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

Stevie the Seal is now available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties! Call now for group rates!

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?