I made this image and instantly felt better.

An executive at Fox has a Hummer with the actual license plate "7 MPG" – now that's pride in wastefulness!

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

The world's littlest pervert will some doay grow up to be the worlds most-hated paparazzo.

Yeah. So you get to watch your football match, but now your hot girlfriend hates you. Nice job, retard.

When practicing physically-demanding breakdance techniques, make sure your buddies don't hate your face.

Nudist colonies have the lamest rules...

This man hates his wife? Does that make him a hater! Boo!

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)

According to Allah, if you like the World Cup you're going to hell. Or you're going to be judged. Whatevs.

God hates Emo kids, so he invented a place where they can be made fun of.

Hey, Superman is human too. Don't hate on him because he craps his pants.

What if the 10 Commandments movie were a teen flick?

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

We totally hate when we mistakenly drink urine instead of soup. They look so similar! Can you tell the difference?

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A Liquid Generation E-Card never discriminates!