Could you look any more angry about having a model in your lap in a bikini?

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

Jesus hated your baseball team and by rooting for them you offended his holiness. Plus he was betting on the other guys.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Even their cats hate us for our freedom.

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

The disturbance this student caused at John Kerry's speech is part of why he was tasered. Calling cops "Bro" and not "Sir" had something to do with it also. They hate that.

Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

Sienna Miller doesn't like America, and her itty bitty titties share those thoughts. Looking back, we couldn't find any pictures of her, in which she wasn't topless.

Watch how many times Hilary Duff tries to hide her big fake teeth during this interview with comedian Jim Norton.

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.

The boobs of the girls who hate Paris Hilton – unite!

Everyone Hates Chris is staring at you!