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Lady Who Cooks Ham Hit In The Face With Ham

By: LG Staff
November 23 2009, 3:09 PM

 

Cook and talk show host Paula Deen (OUR MOTHER LOVES YOU FOR MAKING OUR WHOLE FAMILY FAT, PAULA!!) was recently assualted by a flying ham. We hate it when that happens. We were once walking through the super market and a box of Twinkies just landed in our mouth and went straight to our hips. Swear to God!

 

 

 
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Spend the Weekend Learning How To Cook A Turkey

By: LG Staff
November 20 2009, 4:01 PM

 

 

The weekend is hear and Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Maybe you should try learning how to cook a turkey before you embarass yourself in front of the family you hate.

 

 

 
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From The Notebooks of Lady Gaga

By: Lady Gaga
November 17 2009, 7:11 AM

 

Helllllo my friends,

Lady Gaga here and I have something extremely important to share with you today...for God and the Gays, for the misfits and the miscreants....for the future and all that we hold true in this world and I just want to thank you, my fans, for being here with me right now. I feel truly blessed and I'm so happy that I get to share with you this moment on this little speck of space on the internet so that you and I can be closer and make this whole thing, this whole shining radiance of magnificient things real and One and at peace for the world. I truly, truly believe this. Be here with me.

I am opening up my sketchbooks here for the first time because I believe we can transcend all the hate in the world just by this tiny act, regardless of whether or not God and Gays get along, or whether or not you believe I have a penis, or whether or not everything that you hold true in this world is negated by everthing that was negated by all the Powers and Purpose from the last time you listened to one of my songs. I don't want to get long winded here, but I just want you to know I hear what you're saying and that I truly believe if we just keep making music and loook towards the future...not just of a future of fashion, but a fashion of future, than everything will be alright.

So without further ado, here are some costume ideas I'm working on for my Winter concert tour...

 

 

 

Do you have any costume ideas you'd like to share with me? Just send them too LadyGagaIsFashionable@gmail.com and I'll post them here soon!

God, Gays, and Trannys,

Lady Gaga

 

 

 
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New Video: 10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 9:04 AM

 

Oh, you've heard of Family Guy right? Well, you should really sing-a-long to these songs, especially while you're at work or in the middle of class. It will make everyone know that you're totally into hating on deaf people, because who isn't?

 
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President Obama Orders LiquidGeneration to Save The Children

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 3:29 PM

 

Excuse the dust around here, and all the little bugs and mispellings you're bound to find on our little corner on the internet. We're going to try something a little different today.

As part of President Obama's push to make more American teens read, he personally reached out to LiquidGeneration* to provide some word-based entertainment for you. Sure, you'll still see our award winning** animations and games, but you'll also see Words. Lots of them, as ordered by the Commander In Chief of the United States of America. So if you don't like it, don't be mad because we'll just ask Obama to bomb you. For the children. Because he wants them to learn how to read, through us.

Thank you for reading,

LiquidGeneration

P.S. - If you see anything you love or hate, we'd like to know about it. Just leave a comment below, or if you really want to make me upset and cry like a little girl, just shoot me a personal email: slippy@liquidgeneration.com.

 

*no he didn't

**Awards, as in the cookies our mothers give us each time we make fun of Lindsay Lohan. They hate her because she's one of those "fast girls." Their words.

 

 

 

Kill The Kardashians

Kill The Kardashians

Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

 

Happy Halloween from The Angry Leprechaun

Happy Halloween from The Angry Leprechaun

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

 

Trick or Treat!

Trick or Treat!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

 

George Clooney Is Up In This

George Clooney Is Up In This

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

 

Angry Leprechaun: Back to School

Angry Leprechaun: Back to School

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

 

Horrible Peta People Are Ridiculously Hot

Horrible Peta People Are Ridiculously Hot

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

 

American Idol Hates Gays

American Idol Hates Gays

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

 

The Easter Bunny Hates You

The Easter Bunny Hates You

Santa's not the only holiday character to be afraid of any more….

 

Eminem's "We Made You"

Eminem's "We Made You"

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

 

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

 

Paris Hilton's Body Is Sick

Paris Hilton's Body Is Sick

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

 

Thumb Head

Thumb Head

We're not saying this is the most unfortunate dude alive, we're just saying that if we looked like this we'd most likely hate our parents.

 

I Hate Sand Castles

I Hate Sand Castles

He will grow up to crush your brains.

 

Angry Leprechaun E-Card: A Very Crybaby Christmas

Angry Leprechaun E-Card: A Very Crybaby Christmas

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

 
 

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