Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

A bad idea for participant and viewers.

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

To blow junk up.

Loves to rock out.

With aerosol deodorant and a lighter.

When honking and yelling don't work.

Loves to shake hands.

And amazingly simple to orchestrate.

And he's only 14.

It's happened to all of us.

I would drive that thing to work, to the store...everywhere.

And these kids rock.

Either the bus driver needs to accept the ticket or the cop needs to stop trying.