Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

These contestants look so joyous while getting their nuts and faces hit. It makes me happy.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Jessica is as happy about her boobs as you are.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

I am a patriot, and I love my country, because my country has The Muppets.

Look not even Rosie O'Donnell was this happy when she revealed she was a lesbian and you're not a good actress, so what's the deal?

Happiness is a warm summer boob. Guess what song that’s from…kinda.