It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

For Halloween we’ve put together the best Horror movie clips of all time. You shouldn’t eat while watching this.

This answers the question of why they wear masks; they're a bunch of Mexicans evading border patrol.

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Proof that sometimes gamers do reproduce.

It’s Halloween, do you know where your boobs are?

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

I put a razor in your Halloween candy!

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

There's nothing that says praise Satan quite like "synchronized light display".

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

Miss Cleo wasn't needed to predict the outcome of this Halloween costume. 24 better start writing episodes around Jack being "falsely accused".

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

Tyrone gets interviewed about Halloween, and proves how scary HE is!