This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.

That thing could suck you up and you would never be seen again. Now you know what Rosie's adopted kids feel like.

Your percolating hormones can only mean one thing, its Who Would You Rather time!

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

Finally! Years of allegation and no evidence, but here it is! Of all the men that the wig wearing scientologist could pick, why the liver spot?

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!

No, not that kind of beaver you perverts…

In theaters 3-28-08. A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan to follow in his dad's footsteps.

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

It's going to take a lot more than that…

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.