Definitely awesome, probably causes cancer.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

Put on your pastels and grab your guns, Miami Vice is the theme of the internet’s best pop culture quiz!

In theaters 11-21-07. A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across Eastern Europe. hired by a group known as "The Agency" to kill targets for cash.

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

The Army's "Active Denial System" WILL MELT YOUR FACE!

How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Calm down, dude. She just wanted an autographed copy of 'Oops! I Did It Again.'

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

One man believes teachers need to be armed. Most well-brained citizens would disagree.

A fake gun + wussy armed guards = easiest bank robbery ever!

Without his gun, the hunter gets his ass kicked.

These two were gunned down in a battle over Cool Ranch Doritos earlier this year.

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.