Is only 16 years old.

Electric guitar plus electronic music.

In Parliament.

We are insanely jealous of this kid's Christmas Xbox system. We're sure Clark Griswald is jealous, too.

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".

Child pornography is "Risky Business" so guess the title still works, too bad he didn't win.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

This is all it takes to win the World Championship of Air Guitar? Ochi Yosuke won the 2007 crown with an Offspring backing track and an ugly tiger sweater.

I like street performers that actually bring something new to the table, to make me appreciate their disadvantaged-ness. Like playing an instrument with your feet.

Bzy rokken out, TTYL.

Acute are a trio from Los Angeles who play pop music that is equally melodic and hooky. One song will have roaring power pop guitars and the next will lull you into submission with lush string arrangements and harpsichord solos! Check out their debut LP, “Arms Around a Stranger,” out now on Help Records.

Yeah that’s an acoustic guitar that J Mascis is playing the holy hell out of, but he’s added some bells and whistles like only Dinosaur Jr. can.