These amateur doctors remove a cyst from a guy's neck! WARNING: Really gross!!!

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!

Britney's boobs appear deflated and gross – probably from all that breast-feeding!

Old people are either really really annoying and gross, or surprisingly hilarious. Guess which one they are in this video!

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Apparently Kirsten Dunst has a NAAAAAASTY foot rash. She must be hanging out in the shower room of the Silverlake YMCA. Gross.

The world's first bitchiest supermodel models her crotch. Gross.

I'd be angry too if I looked that old and haggish. Gross.

Ashley Olsen was hangin' out in just a bra and panties... then we caught her taking a cartoon poo! Ew, gross!

For whatever reason. Nicole Richie wanted to share her lacey underwear-covered ass to the camera. Sill feels gross.

…And here's a diagrammed image to prove it!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

The aging rockstar was at the beach recently. Apparently he lost his "Mister Microphone," if you know what I'm sayin'.

Like I always say: female tennis players are gross.

I thought she got reconstructive surgery on her spam-stomach? Apparently it still looks like a 55-year-old-sunbather's abdomen.

Paris parties with her mud flaps flappin'. GROSS!

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

He's so nervous to be on camera he dry heaves. Gross, adorable, and bizarre.