Michael Bay said he could use some flames.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

Seth Green wants you to leave Chris Crocker alone and watch Robot Chicken. We advocate watching Robot Chicken only.

This reporter got distracted by the image of boobs on the green screen. This is kind of the mature way you'd expect Adam Sandler to react.

"Little Wings" as performed by Mark Gormley is an audio treat on its own. Add in a mustache, dance moves, and a green screen and well its just art.

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

The Village Green stopped by our studios and lived up to their name by giving us a pretty amazing acoustic cover of the Kinks’ classic “Waterloo Sunset.”

The Village Green are a rock band originally from Portland, OR. If you like the Rock the way it used to be then they are right up your alley. Check out this guitar and piano version of the track “Life On The Run.”

We bet these guys never get made fun of.

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.