The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

Billy Zane is about to secure Kelly Brook with the dreaded scissor hold.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

Rosario, from Will and Grace is somewhere wetting her pants.

Grace Slick has aged dramatically in the last few years. Oddly enough she looks like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series. Liverus Spoterus!

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

Kelly Ripa rode the mechanical bull... and looked hot doing it!

Kelly's plumped up of late, but that doesn't stop her from chatting up some chubby fans.

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

Kelly Brook looks good in a bikini. Just sayin'.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

I really do idolize her. Especially her puppets.

Jessica Alba, Topher Grace and Flava Flav star in this award-worthy promo for the '06 Mtv Movie Awards.

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

Kelly wants some shoes. Betch.

CNN's Nancy Grace makes herself look like a total asshat when she jokes about the Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal. You must see this.

R. Kelly is a pervert. That's why you should throw little children at him.