It's the same old story: Boy polar bear likes girl polar bear (bear-ess). Polar bearess ain't so sure so, naturally, she strings him along, playing hard to get. Bear gets tired and thinks to himself, 'no bearess is worth all this nonsense. Dueces!'. Upon realizing what she's lost, polar bearess is convinced, in hind sight, that it was true love all along. But it's too late. Polar bear has found a skiing robot damsel in distress to admire.

Nasty McNasterson over here. Someone ain't getting kissed with that breath. Although, he clearly has a pretty strong tongue.... It should be noted this guy is paying homage to Tom Mullica, the original purveyor of such grossness.

It's an annoying fact of life that most New Yorkers face; despite laws to the contrary, some New York cabbies just refuse to take you to your destination if it is not convenient to them. This age old dispute, along with the inebriated state of the fare, is allegedly what started this confrontation. What makes this showdown stand out from the many clashes that take place between cabbies and their passengers everyday, besides the fact that it got physical, is the sheer obstinance of both parties. The passenger just keeps getting back in the cab and cabbie just keeps on tossing! Props to the lady sweeping the side walk for being completely un-phased in true New Yorker fashion.

Free phone? Sure you can be the leader of the free world! By the way, we know nothing about this free phone situation and have no idea where this lady gets her information. [UPDATE: apparently this lady is referring to the Lifeline assistance program which provides discounted phone service to low income households. The programs been around since 1985 however, so we're not sure Obama should be getting quite so much cred]

Whoopie noises all night! Let's see, who do you believe? Really, there's no way THAT guy was getting laid that much...

Proof positive- all teachers DO have eyes in the back of their heads. And, teenage boys are clueless when in comes to getting girls.

It's Olympics time and everybody's getting the workout bug, even the world's most cutest, roundest and hungriest kid, the Fat Kid. Check out his Olympics training and find your greatness, too!

Alright, well this one's kinda mean, and kinda funny... until the poor lil baby gets it. It's at once slightly genius and and pretty damn immature. You be the judge...

Ok. So, basically, driving in Russia is f*cking terrifying. There are TONS of accidents and it is nearly impossible to receive any sort of compensation for damages (manage to catch the offender, get insurance coverage, then you have the corrupt officials to deal with) unless there is concrete evidence; hence the recent (and brilliant) serge in constantly recording dash board cameras. Oh, and Russians REALLY like to take out their aggression on fellow drivers. Well, the men do. Notice there are no women pictured. It's called civility. If you are wondering about the "poor" fellow who seemingly falls down in front of the car around 1:13 and then gets his ass kicked for it, well, apparently that's a common ploy in those parts. That fall was no accident. It's a straight up wild west out there. And it makes for some damn good footage! Enjoy! PS. If anyone can tell us what the heck is going on around 2:33 we'd LOVE to know...

Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Gets what it deserves.

Without getting wet.

Gets a meal.

Gets stood up to.

By some kittens.

The Edvard Munch classic gets an update.

So people start getting creative.