This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

What happens when two ladies from the office meet by the water cooler to discuss gossip?

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

Perez has all the gossip and celebrity vagina photos you could desire! Watch his adventures!

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!