There's nothing like waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, browsing the latest gossip about Selena Gomez and then almost vomiting all over your computer screen after watching a chicken being put in a chicken plucker. Ah, Internet. WE HEART YOU.

 

Taylor Momsen Shows Panties

Taylor Momsen Shows Panties

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

 

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

 

Gossip Girl Bikini Party

Gossip Girl Bikini Party

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

 

NaNaNaNa Batgirl

NaNaNaNa Batgirl

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

 

Office Legs: Supple

Office Legs: Supple

What happens when two ladies from the office meet by the water cooler to discuss gossip?

 

Gossip for Kids: Lindsay Hearts Drugs!

Gossip for Kids: Lindsay Hearts Drugs!

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

 

The Perez Hilton Show

The Perez Hilton Show

Perez has all the gossip and celebrity vagina photos you could desire! Watch his adventures!

 

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey: Perez Hilton

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey: Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dial 'S' For Sluts

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dial 'S' For Sluts

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

 

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