MOVIES
From the visionary director of Pan's Labyrinth comes Hellboy II The Golden Army. Own It Now on 3-Disc DVD & Blu-rayTM Hi-Def.
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11/8/2008
PHOTOS
Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.
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4/10/2008
PHOTOS
Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.
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12/11/2007
PHOTOS
Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.
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12/10/2007
PHOTOS
Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.
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11/16/2007
PHOTOS
Not so smug anymore, are you France? This girl did not receive the gold in "bladder control".
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8/13/2007
NEWS
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
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8/3/2007
PHOTOS
The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!
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6/28/2007
VIDEOS
Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??
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6/27/2007
PHOTOS
Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.
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1/23/2007