It was a banner year for the ladies of Hollywood. Never before have they dressed so fine, sexy and ready to give the American public a reason to fast themselves for five months straight.

We paired up some of the hottest guys and girls from the 2009 Oscars and leave it up to you to decide Who'd You Rather!

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

She wasn't even nominated, yet she still won. Cheers.

The 2009 Golden Globes were an orgy of hotness. Now you get to decide who you think was the hottest of all!

If I could describe the 2009 Golden Globes in one word, that word would be "Boobs!"

Apparently guys choose girls with big boobs. Who knew?

These Hanukkah hotties can light your fire and menorah! Get naked and play Spin the Dradle!

From the visionary director of Pan's Labyrinth comes Hellboy II The Golden Army. Own It Now on 3-Disc DVD & Blu-rayTM Hi-Def.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

Lingerie + Soccer + Babes = You're going to watch this.

Stars like transforming even more than Transformers like transforming!

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

Sometimes boobs look better when they’re covered in pimples!

In honor of the Consumer Electronics Show 2008, here are some hot gadgets and the sexy hotties who love them.

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Not so smug anymore, are you France? This girl did not receive the gold in "bladder control".