These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

For just singles a day you can make a difference in these girls' lives. Won't you sponsor a stripper today?

Who doesn't like Asian girls on roller skates? Bastard people, that's who.

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.

So who's walking who, here?

Crazy Santas, crazy kids, and crazy-ass girls dancing in Santa outfits. It’s all here in this video.

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

Uhhhhhhh… this is just WRONG.

Check out the acoustic awesomeness of Jose Gonzalez. He stopped by our studio and made us cry like little girls.

Favourite Sons stopped by our crunky studio and played a few ditties, on of them being "Hang On Girl." We sing it in the shower now.

Girl, fix yo' hair! Yo' weave be showin', skank!

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

She's wearing men's briefs? Oh, man, how am I supposed to notice that??

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

What's your name? "Boob, James Boob." What do you drink? A Boobtini. What kind of automobiles do you drive? Boobs.

Who’d you rather let’s you make all the same choices Bond would. Like which girl to bang then never ever talk about again.