We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

What’s the best thing about summer? Hint: They’re awesome and they barely cover hot girls’ junk.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

Can you tell the difference between porno girl squeals and video game hottie squeals? You’ll never know for sure unless you play this game.

We paired up some of the hottest guys and girls from the 2009 Oscars and leave it up to you to decide Who'd You Rather!

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.

Don’t have a girl this Valentine’s Day? Then you should make a date with Who’d You Rather! And then kill yourself 'cause you’re pretty sad.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.