It's the same old story: Boy polar bear likes girl polar bear (bear-ess). Polar bearess ain't so sure so, naturally, she strings him along, playing hard to get. Bear gets tired and thinks to himself, 'no bearess is worth all this nonsense. Dueces!'. Upon realizing what she's lost, polar bearess is convinced, in hind sight, that it was true love all along. But it's too late. Polar bear has found a skiing robot damsel in distress to admire.

Teen girl robs bank, steals car then post a video on the You Tube the next day bragging about it... to the soundtrack of Green Day. Not only does she title the video "Chick Bank Robber", but she fails to recognize that all the signs she writes and holds up are backwards, and when she can't find her pen she resorts to hand signals. Must be lazy due to all the weed she smokes (also on the video), although some how she did have the foresight to add sub titles. She was promptly arrested. We REALLY wonder what she thought was gonna happen... (This video's long but we wanted to share every last stupid move with you)

This old doll commercial looks more like a trailer for a horror movie! Is this supposed to entice little girls or send them to the looney bin? Regardless, whoever edited this clip is one twisted soul...

Now this is one wasted lady! Picture the thought process (or lack there of) that ran through her head from the second she spotted the live news report to the moments she appeared on screen and while the reporter was talking about her (that is, if she even noticed!). Props to the news reporter here for not missing a beat.

OK, ok , we had to include one more cuz it's just too good not to: the dance, the gratuitous pelvic thrust close ups, the eerie little girl chanting voice... We're just waiting for some feminist punk band to sample it.

We know everyone's sick of these "Call Me Maybe" parodies, but this one take the cake...ha. "You took your time with the bite/ me trying to be polite/ me start to really freak out/ somebody call the Girl Scouts!"

...and by 'best' we mean worst. It's a so-bad-it's-good type thing. This clip is from a 1973 Turkish film titled "Karate Girl" (english translation).

Glasses would be useful here, but there seem to be greater concerns like, what kind of men (or just plain old what) has this girl been with that these other sensations (touch? smell? taste?) aren't cause for alarm???

Proof positive- all teachers DO have eyes in the back of their heads. And, teenage boys are clueless when in comes to getting girls.

This needs no explanation. But, we will say, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face....

This video is pretty nuts, perverse, perverted, and funny as hell (and our second post about butts today). Let us give you the description from the original poster: "Angry father gives his underage daughters adult boyfriend an option of either a severe ass kicking or a brutal spanking. He opted for the spanking. That's what you get for "puttin it" to an underage girl."

By now we've all seen the video of the German Olympic diver's spectacular back flop, but I don't think this little girl got the memo; that is what you're NOT supposed to do. Geez louise, maybe the Olympics isn't safe for kids to watch...

Okay okay, this girl is totally obnoxious but, you gotta admit, her skill is weirdly impressive. We thought she was cheating but good ol' Ellen proves it's real in the end... She really ought to put her talent to better use... If only she could spit some flow... (something a little better than, "you're so pretty it's like looking in the mirror!")

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

One girls evolution.

It's happened to all of us.

Just another day in high school.

Summons up the courage.

Poor thing is too stupid to understand leap year.

Just a girl and her hula-hoop.