Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

It’s almost Christmas so be sure to have a hottie to help you open up your gifts!

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Nothing is more precious than the face of a child… as she is screaming in horror. Oh children, truly a gift.

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

The Sin Destroyers are "the Christianest rock band," and will obliterate any doubt of their rock prowess with the video for "Gifts to the World."

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!

The "Smell Gibson (Bravefart Edition)" buttplug is sure to thrill, and makes a great Chanukah gift as well!

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.

These boobs are tied in a ribbon, ready to be given to a friend or loved one. And holy crap. This is our 200th episode!

Here's a movie trailer parody for the Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Instead of menacing, psychological terror, we get the gift of laughter.

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