We always kinda suspected she tastes like pepperoini.

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We saw the tribute to director John Hughes last night and felt kind of, well, underwhelmed. The appearance of Molly Ringwald, Macaulay Culkin and Creepy Jud Nelson was nice and all, and the tribute video was pretty sweet, but it doesn't compare to this Animated Gif from Weird Science. Nothing compares to this Animated Gif from Weird Science. This Animated Gif from Weird Science is the ultimate tribute to John Hughes.

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We love to eat, but not as much this dog and gazelle.

On slow days at the office we often look at this picture for hours and wonder what the hell he's chewing on. It's perplexing and we can't stop thinking about it.

Enjoy tonight's Jersey Shore finale by partying with some of these guidotastic animated gifs. If you get them drunk they'll totally blow out your hair and defrag your harddrive.

See more of these after the jump.

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This animated gif of Lindsay Lohan is the future of online entertainment.

So last week we posted a blog about the world's tallest model and whether or not you'd totally sleep with her. We do realize that this post probably neglected the ladies who come to our website (but not the lesbians!) so we just wanted to be fair and post some dudes for ya'll. Here's Andre the Giant and some wrestling midget. Now who'd you rather?

Would we sleep with Andre the Giant? Our answer is after the jump.

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Uhmmm. Our answer is after the jump.

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