Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs
The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.
John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.
...But the latest issue of Jane Magazine has photoshopped them out on their cover image. Very sneaky, Jane Mag.
Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!
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