We bet you can't memorize them all.

For the ghetto minded.

Scissors For Lefty came by the studio and played us a stripped down version of their hit song “Ghetto Ways.” We dare you to try and get it out of your head. You will fail.

Two of the boys from Sparta hit the ghetto=fabulous LG Studios and treated us to an early morning acoustic jam of "Taking Back Control." Pretty amazing to hear it all stripped down.

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

20 inch Dubs on a Schwinn bike? This guy is da bomb! DA Bomb! HE'S THE IZZLE! THE DIZZLE!

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Girlfriends are good for some things, but there are situations where only a gay man can get the job done. Today, Elmo shows you how to snag a fag!

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.