It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Don't like George W. Bush? Well now you can torture him without going to prison!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

In theaters 10-17-08. A chronicle on the life and presidency of George W. Bush. Directored by Oliver Stone

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

In the game of life George Clooney is rarely a loser, this is the exception.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

The internet makes the collaboration PT Anderson and George Lucas would never agree to.

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

In theaters 11-2-07. In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country in the coffins of soldiers returning from the Vietnam War.

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

George Lucas got treated to Conan O'Brien's rehashing of some beloved Star Wars characters. We thought they were funny, George, how come YOU didn't??

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.