Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!

See what happens when scientists from the Planet Shaka Khan perform their tests on Hollywood Legend Tom Cruise. The results are shocking, strange, and morally wrong.

It's time to torture Peter Griffin from Family Guy! You can hump his chin later!

Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

Look who we're putting in the Crazy Chamber -- Daxter from the PSP game! Does he have what it takes to survive the chamber's craziness?

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Don't like George W. Bush? Well now you can torture him without going to prison!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

In theaters 10-17-08. A chronicle on the life and presidency of George W. Bush. Directored by Oliver Stone

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

In the game of life George Clooney is rarely a loser, this is the exception.

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

When the priest looks like he'd understand, you should probably run.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

The internet makes the collaboration PT Anderson and George Lucas would never agree to.