It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

A collection of animated GIFs that show Bush receiving a shoe to his face.

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Don't like George W. Bush? Well now you can torture him without going to prison!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

Presidents get all the chicks.

This foulmouthed hooligan thinks coffee is for closers.

In theaters 10-17-08. A chronicle on the life and presidency of George W. Bush. Directored by Oliver Stone

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

In the game of life George Clooney is rarely a loser, this is the exception.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

The internet makes the collaboration PT Anderson and George Lucas would never agree to.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.