It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

A collection of animated GIFs that show Bush receiving a shoe to his face.

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Don't like George W. Bush? Well now you can torture him without going to prison!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

Presidents get all the chicks.

In theaters 10-17-08. A chronicle on the life and presidency of George W. Bush. Directored by Oliver Stone

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

In the game of life George Clooney is rarely a loser, this is the exception.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

The internet makes the collaboration PT Anderson and George Lucas would never agree to.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.