This week we have Screech sex, terror torture, and Anna’s father fiasco. Philip Norris has the stories, and a 15 billion dollar MySpace profile.

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart talks about George W. Bush's fatness. Did you know he gained 5 pounds this year? The tragedy!

Check out George W. Bush giving a message to some old lady. It's creepy like your Uncle.

We know that Dubya had a drinking problem, but we didn’t know he was still a drunk.

President George W. Bush is trapped when he tries to run away from a reporter. Wimp.

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

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It's time for you to torture the man who never became president.

This George W. Bush campaign video will shock and awe you out of your underpants. After you watch it, you’ll want to vote for Bush, like, fifty times!

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