George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

When the priest looks like he'd understand, you should probably run.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

The internet makes the collaboration PT Anderson and George Lucas would never agree to.

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

This is one of the weirdest music videos I've ever seen. S&M face torture set to fun, adorable pop by singer Sia. Enjoy with friends!

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

George Lucas got treated to Conan O'Brien's rehashing of some beloved Star Wars characters. We thought they were funny, George, how come YOU didn't??

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

What Would George W. Bush Do? This chart pretty much sums it up.

Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*

Why do we love about George W. Bush so much? Because he's our most entertaining president!

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

...Now with less saturated fat!