This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

This George W. Bush campaign video will shock and awe you out of your underpants. After you watch it, you’ll want to vote for Bush, like, fifty times!

See President Bush on his ranch in Crawford, Texas. Heck, you can even sing-a-long with him!

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Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!