In the game of life George Clooney is rarely a loser, this is the exception.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

The internet makes the collaboration PT Anderson and George Lucas would never agree to.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Everybody Dance Now! I'm pretty sure the entire continent of Africa is laughing at our president now.

Yeah that’s an acoustic guitar that J Mascis is playing the holy hell out of, but he’s added some bells and whistles like only Dinosaur Jr. can.