PHOTOS
Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.
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9/25/2007
VIDEOS
Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!
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8/28/2007
NEWS
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!
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4/29/2007
PHOTOS
The new issue of Star magazine features celeb nannies and the strongly-denied affair between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett.
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3/22/2007
PHOTOS
How can you not love such whimsical people?
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2/16/2007
VIDEOS
I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.
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2/9/2007
VIDEOS
It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.
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11/20/2006
PHOTOS
"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.
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11/3/2006
PHOTOS
We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.
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7/21/2006
PHOTOS
Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!
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12/22/2005