This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

Blasphemy? Maybe. But who hasn't dreamt of a gay Jesus singing Diana Ross?

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

The minty flavor is actually a numbing agent – it makes you lisp!

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

This guy is a great baton twirler, but doesn't he get beat up in the locker room???

Finally, we've finished our tropical Jaguar float for the Gay Pride Parade!

Yeah, we all say that games we don’t like are “gay.” But these games are REALLY effin’ gay. Like, totally.

Seriously, guys, as if being tennis players wasn't gay enough to begin with.

"Well, I know he can climb a mountain, and he's more special than other people that climb mountains, so… what?"

Zack and Slater duke it out like pansies in one of the gayest fight scenes from early-90s television!

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.

It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.

The name is misleading -- it's a surprisingly hetero park.

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!