Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?

These two yogis are in some sort of bizarre inter-twined position that seems gayer than Al Reynolds.

Samwell is a dance music "artist" whose sexual preferences tend to lean towards being very, very, very gay. Real gay.

Never heard of this boy band before, but there's so much awkward sexuality going on here I don't know where to start. Maybe "interracial gay pedophilia" is a good place.

Lindsay took the day off from rehab to rollerblade with some gal pals on Venice Beach. Being healthy is sooo fun!

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns – Planet Unicorn – unicorn planet!

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

I don’t know if he is calling a penalty or doing the YMCA, but whatever it is, it's FABULOUS!

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

Blasphemy? Maybe. But who hasn't dreamt of a gay Jesus singing Diana Ross?

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.