Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

In Finland all the boys stay at the NMKY and apparently its even gayer than the YMCA our Village People stayed at.

Kathy Griffin has a new boyfriend and common logic would suggest he is a bridge troll or gay. Actually he created the Apple and loves his Datsun.

Siegfried and Roy dropped a huge truth bomb when they told a German newspaper, they were gay. Seriously? You lie…

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?

These two yogis are in some sort of bizarre inter-twined position that seems gayer than Al Reynolds.

Family Guy's Stewie is sexually ambiguous, at best. I mean he's a BABY. Here are his top gay moments. Queer-tastic!

Samwell is a dance music "artist" whose sexual preferences tend to lean towards being very, very, very gay. Real gay.

Never heard of this boy band before, but there's so much awkward sexuality going on here I don't know where to start. Maybe "interracial gay pedophilia" is a good place.

Lindsay took the day off from rehab to rollerblade with some gal pals on Venice Beach. Being healthy is sooo fun!

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns – Planet Unicorn – unicorn planet!

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

I don’t know if he is calling a penalty or doing the YMCA, but whatever it is, it's FABULOUS!

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.