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Gay Tranny Murderer

Gay Tranny Murderer

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

 
 

The Real Tom Cruise

The Real Tom Cruise

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

 

Is that my ass!?

Is that my ass!?

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

 

Gay Pride or Naked Giant

Gay Pride or Naked Giant

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

 

Doogie Howser is Evil

Doogie Howser is Evil

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

 

Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore

Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

 

WYR: Gay Wizards

WYR: Gay Wizards

Dumblore isn’t the only gay wizard that came out this week. See who else is out of the closet.

 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

 

If Breasts Could Kill

If Breasts Could Kill

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

 

No Homos In Iran

No Homos In Iran

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

 

Mary-Kate Olsen Likes Gays

Mary-Kate Olsen Likes Gays

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

 

5th Graders Love Booty

5th Graders Love Booty

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

 

Saddlebag Spears!

Saddlebag Spears!

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?

 

Local News Re-enacts Senator's Gay Encounter

Local News Re-enacts Senator's Gay Encounter

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

 

Jake G is Gay?!

Jake G is Gay?!

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

 

The Gays are Flaming Mad

The Gays are Flaming Mad

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

 

Finnish YMCA Is Even Gayer

Finnish YMCA Is Even Gayer

In Finland all the boys stay at the NMKY and apparently its even gayer than the YMCA our Village People stayed at.

 

70s Datsun Ad with Apple Inventor

70s Datsun Ad with Apple Inventor

Kathy Griffin has a new boyfriend and common logic would suggest he is a bridge troll or gay. Actually he created the Apple and loves his Datsun.

 

They Are Gay?!?!

They Are Gay?!?!

Siegfried and Roy dropped a huge truth bomb when they told a German newspaper, they were gay. Seriously? You lie…