Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

Rhydian could was ashore any day now and completely destroy pop music as you know it.

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

When gay chicks march.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

Dumblore isn’t the only gay wizard that came out this week. See who else is out of the closet.

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?