Clay "The Gay Hatter" Aiken

Clay "The Gay Hatter" Aiken

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

 

Enter the Danger Zone

Enter the Danger Zone

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

 

Demon Hands

Demon Hands

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

 

Penis' on Parade

Penis' on Parade

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

 

The Gay Dolph Lundgren

The Gay Dolph Lundgren

Rhydian could was ashore any day now and completely destroy pop music as you know it.

 

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

 

Gay Tranny Murderer

Gay Tranny Murderer

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

 
 

The Real Tom Cruise

The Real Tom Cruise

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

 

Is that my ass!?

Is that my ass!?

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

 

Gay Pride or Naked Giant

Gay Pride or Naked Giant

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

 

Doogie Howser is Evil

Doogie Howser is Evil

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

 

Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore

Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

 

WYR: Gay Wizards

WYR: Gay Wizards

Dumblore isn’t the only gay wizard that came out this week. See who else is out of the closet.

 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

 

If Breasts Could Kill

If Breasts Could Kill

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

 

No Homos In Iran

No Homos In Iran

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

 

Mary-Kate Olsen Likes Gays

Mary-Kate Olsen Likes Gays

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

 

5th Graders Love Booty

5th Graders Love Booty

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

 

Saddlebag Spears!

Saddlebag Spears!

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?

 

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