OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

We also thought Nosferatu looked pretty gay.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Sometimes when you play with toys, they can make you pretty gay.

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

This commercial simultaneously tells you everything you need to know about both England and mayonaise.

Musical tributes are the best way to air your prejudices.

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

Rhydian could was ashore any day now and completely destroy pop music as you know it.

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.