So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

Cable guy!

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!

If you lose a limb, you gotta be positive about it. This guy just turned his handless arm into a huge finger! Try to pick your nose with that thing!!

This guy hits a tollbooth head-on at full speed... and the car explodes on impact!

This guy learned to parallel park from Evel Knievel.

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

Caught On Tape: security camera footage inside a Quiznos. One guy punches out another guy. Apparently his sandwich wasn't toasty enough.

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns – Planet Unicorn – unicorn planet!

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

I don’t know if he is calling a penalty or doing the YMCA, but whatever it is, it's FABULOUS!

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

As if hearing through those drive-thru intercoms isn't hard enough, this guy's rapping his order. Better to spit before than after, I say.

Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!

This chick takes out a dude with one punch! I bet he wasn't expecting that!

This guy has something to do with Pamela Anderson's new movie. Great. All I know is, he's lookin' at the same things I am!!