"Well, I know he can climb a mountain, and he's more special than other people that climb mountains, so… what?"

Zack and Slater duke it out like pansies in one of the gayest fight scenes from early-90s television!

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.

It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.

The name is misleading -- it's a surprisingly hetero park.

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!

Your wedding isn't a wedding until the groom turns gay.

We see nothing wrong with a little grope-action on your wedding day.

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.

Here's a sports news commentator who claims that he's not a big gay guy. We don't believe him!

A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

Watch R2D2 and C-3P0 act totally gay for each other.

You know him, you love him, you think he’s gay. Now try to guess what song he’s singing in Monkey’s Name That Tune! It’s musically creepy.

Looks like Quentin Tarantino was right. Top Gun is really about two gay fighter pilots.

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.